作为西罗马的市长，我非常高兴地欢迎你们。 As mayor of West Rome, it gives me great pleasure to welcome you.
介绍我们的第一位公民。 And to introduce our first citizen.
沃伦·芬利库珀。 Warren Finley Cooper.
谢谢你,市长。 Thank you, mayor.
朋友,罗马人,同胞们。 Friends, Romans, countrymen.
请听我说。 Lend me your ears.
你看，我知道我的罗马历史。 You see, I know my Roman history.
事实上，我很谦逊地捐赠了这座昂贵宏伟的罗马艺术殿堂。 In fact, I have humbly donated this expensive, magnificent temple of Roman art.
西罗马的公民可以熟悉历史上的罗马公民。 That the citizens of West Rome may become familiar with the citizen of historic Rome.
来吧,女士们。 Come, ladies.
女士们，这个房间主要是关于罗马入侵英国的那段时间。 Now, uh, this room, ladies is chiefly devoted to the period in which Rome invaded Britain.
在这里我们有一个特别有趣的。 Over here we have a particularly interesting..
-福克斯。——是的,先生? - Fox. - Yes, sir?
那是你的帽子吗? Is that your hat?
不，先生，我… No, sir, I, uh..
粗心的傻瓜。 Careless fool.
现在在这里，我们有。 Now over here, we have..
怎么会这样呢? How did that get there?
-你看，先生-把它拿走 - You see, sir, I-- - Take it away.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
我马上就把它取出来，先生。 I-I-I'll remove it at once, sir.
是的，你最好在我把你赶走之前。 Yes, you'd better before I have you removed.
稍后你会听到更多。 You'll hear more about this later.
这里是阿格里帕皇后的雕像。 And over here we have the statue of Empress Agrippa.
——哦!——艾迪! - Oh! - Eddie!
这是什么意思? Why, what's the meaning of this?
-你不能睡在这里。-有点吵。 - You can't sleep here. - It is a bit noisy.
你看，先生，他没有地方睡觉。 You see, sir, he has no place to sleep.
-你为什么-这不是他的错 - Why you-- - It isn't his fault.
这是他第一次忘记叫醒我。 This is the first morning he forget to wake me up.
怎么回事，用罗马皇后的雕像做床? The idea, using the statue of a Roman Empress for a bed?
这是唯一一尊躺着的雕像，先生。 Well, it's the only statue lying down, sir.
你看，我站着睡不着。 You see, I can't sleep standing up.
这家伙疯了!叫马车! The fellow is crazy! Call the wagon!
-是的长官-你不能逮捕他沃伦 - Yes, sir. - You can't arrest him, Warren.
——这是埃迪。-我知道是谁。 - It's Eddie. - I know who it is.
但他无权在镇上无所事事。 But he has no right to be around town doing nothing.
他为每个人工作。 He works for everybody.
刚才他在Keep's杂货店帮忙。 Just now he's helping out in Keep's Grocery.
请原谅他吧，库珀先生。 Oh, please forgive him, Mr. Cooper.
他有一双诚实的眼睛。 He has such honest eyes.
你的大眼睛从哪来的? Where did you get those big eyes?
他们说在我出生前我妈妈一直在找我爸爸。 Well, they say before I was born my mother was always looking for my father.
所以我的眼睛才这么大。 That's why my eyes are so big.
哦，那不是很糟糕吗? Oh, isn't that too bad?
告诉我，她找到你父亲了吗? Tell me, did she find your father?
我不知道。我找不到我妈妈了。 I don't know. I can't find my mother.
噢，可怜的宝贝。你必须原谅他，库珀先生。 Oh, the poor dear. You must forgive him, Mr. Cooper.
好吧,好吧。 Well, alright.
把衣服穿上。离开这里。 Get your clothes on. Get out of here.
像艾迪这样的角色每个城镇都有。 Well, a character like Eddie happens in every town.
他一无所知。绝对没有。 He knows nothing. Absolutely nothing.
这里有一尊凯撒的最后一位皇帝瓦卢纽斯的雕像。 Here we have a statue of one of the last of the Caesars 'the Emperor Valonius.'
Valerius。 Valerius.
瓦洛尼斯，别打断我。 Valonius and don't interrupt me.
但是库珀先生，我是瓦勒留斯。我知道。 But Mr. Cooper, it's Valerius. I know.
阿格里帕皇后，和我上床的那个人是他的妻子。 The Empress Agrippa, the one I was sleeping with is his wife.
——傻瓜。-但是Cooper先生，他是对的。 - Idiot. - But, Mr. Cooper, he's right.
瓦列留厄斯一家,这是。——真的吗? - It's Valerius. - Really?
当然,为什么。你是对的。 Why, of course. You were right.
但如果我再听到你说一个字，我就把你关起来。 But if I hear another word out of you I'll have you locked up.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
让我们继续。 Let us proceed.
唉，这真是让人忍无可忍! Well, this is the last straw!
不，先生，这是我的热水瓶——我一直在到处找它。 No, sir, this is my hot water bottle I've been looking all over for it.
如果你再说一个字，我就让福克斯叫马车来。 If you say another word, I'll have Fox call the wagon.
马车。是的,先生。 The wagon. Yes, sir.
女士们，这座雕像有着最有趣的历史。 Ladies, this statue has the most interesting history.
这是西尔维娅女皇号。 It's the Empress Silvia.
——Unh-unh。——高卢。 - Unh-unh. - Of Gaul.
——Unh-unh。-谁抓住了瓦勒留斯。 - Unh-unh. - Who captured Valerius.
-后来嫁给了他。——Unh-unh-unh。 - And later married him. - Unh-unh-unh.
你怎么了?我想我又错了! What is the matter with you? I suppose I'm wrong again!
不不不，你说得对，库珀先生，但那不是西尔维娅女皇，而是西尔维娅公主。 No, no, no, no, you're right, Mr. Cooper, except it wasn't the Empress Silvia, it was the Princess Silvia.
她不是来自高卢，她来自英国，她没有抓住瓦勒留斯，瓦勒留斯抓住了她，没有嫁给瓦勒留斯，她嫁给了约瑟夫你的名字是库珀先生和鲍勃。 She didn't from Gaul, she came from Britain She didn't capture Valerius, Valerius captured her and didn't marry Valerius, she married Josephus and your name is Mr. Cooper and Bob..
——是吗?——马车。 - Yes? - The wagon.
我想和你谈谈。 I wanna talk with you.
艾迪，如果你想继续帮我送货你就不能再免费送我的东西了。 Now, Eddie, if you wanna keep on making deliveries for me you got to stop giving my groceries away for nothing.
你把钱记在我的工资里了，是吗? Well, you charge it against my salary, don't you?
我当然知道。这就是为什么你永远拿不到薪水的原因。 Sure I do. That's why you never have any salary coming.
你知道上个星期你把… Do you realize that last week you gave away..
等等，我给你白纸黑字的。 Wait, I give it to you black and white.
2美元。4.90美元。 $2. $4.90.
看!你送出了价值14又50美分的杂货。 Look! You gave away $14 and 50 cents worth of groceries.
这比你的薪水多了十二块五毛。 This is $12 and 50 cents more than your salary.
你打算怎么做? What are you gonna do about it?
你们不能给我加薪吗? Couldn't you raise my salary?
-你该庆幸我没炒了你。——是的,先生。 - You're lucky I don't fire you. - Yes, sir.
——这是我的财产吗?”——是的。 - Is this my property?" - Yes.
市政府谴责了整个街区。 The city condemned that entire block.
为什么那些人不出去? Why aren't those people out?
警长给他们发了通知但他们拒绝搬家。 Well, the sheriff served notice on them but they refused to move.
但他们知道我要建一座新监狱然后捐给政府，对吧? But they know that I'm gonna build a new jail and donate it to the city, don't they?
-是的，但是-没有但是 - Yes, but-- - There are no buts.
公民的进步。马上把他们赶出去。 Civic progress. Have them evicted at once.
顺便说一下，孩子们我们从博物馆出来的时候还好。 By the way, boys we came out alright on the museum.
土地是我捐的，但我会和承包商分的这样我们的成本就会是房产的三倍。 I donated the land but I'll split with the contractors making us just three times what the property cost.
这是你的支票，查理。 Here's your check, Charlie.
——哈利。——谢谢。 - Harry. - Thanks.
我们真的不需要新的监狱，沃伦。 We really don't need a new jail, Warren.
好吧，你可以胜任，像你这样聪明的警察局长 'Well, you can fill it, a smart chief of police like you.'
你觉得把这些支票给我们安全吗? You, uh, think it's safe to give us these checks?
银行是我的，不是吗? Well, I own the bank, don't I?
快看，茱莉亚，我连续赢了四个七。 Look at that, Julia, my fourth seven in a row.
我欠自己265美元。 I owe myself $265.
今天是我的幸运日。 This is my lucky day.
哦，又是你，是吗? Oh, so, it's you again, eh?
现在我应该因为你鲁莽驾驶把你送进监狱。 Now I oughta put you in jail for reckless driving.
别逮捕他，局长，艾迪是无害的。 Don't arrest him, chief, Eddie's harmless.
他从来没有真正的机会。 He never really had a chance.
我还有机会吗? Well, have I had any more chance?
我刚来的时候一无所有，只有脑子。 I started in this town with nothing, but my brains.
这是一个糟糕的开始。 It was a bad start.
为什么? Why?
好了，我们现在没时间和你费事了。 Well, we haven't got time to bother with you now.
来吧。 Come on.
哦,长官! Oh, chief!
看来他们完成了我们的任务。 Well, I guess they finished our job.
他们现在都搬走了。来吧,比尔。 They're all moved out now. Come on, Bill.
好吧,局长。 Okay, chief.
这是什么? What is this?
你在干什么?等待地震? What are you doing? Waiting for an earthquake?
这个城市正在夺走我们的家。 The city's taking away our home.
这个城市怎么样?为什么? The city? Why?
他们要在这里建个监狱。 They're gonna build a jail here.
——一个监狱?——是的! - A jail? - Yeah!
我们该怎么办，妈? What are we gonna do, ma?
我不知道，亲爱的，我们不太可能住在街上。 I don't know, darling, we can't very well live in the street.
为什么不呢?家具似乎很齐全。 Why not? It seems to be well furnished.
听着，城市把你安置在这里，你就待在这里，直到城市把你安置在其他地方。 Look, the city put you here, well, you stay here until the city put you somewhere else.
他的意思是什么? What's he sayin'?
他说城市把我们安置在这里，我们应该住在这里。 He said the city put us here and we should live here.
过来,每一个人。到这里来。听我的。 Come here, everybody. Come here. Listen to me.
为什么不住在这里呢? Why not live out here?
用天空做天花板是怎么回事? What's the matter with the sky for a ceiling?
但是艾迪，我们怎么能住在这里? But Eddie, how can we live out here?
就像你住在里面一样。 Just as you lived inside.
但在这里你能呼吸到更多的新鲜空气有更多的帮助和苍蝇。 But out here you'll have more fresh air more help and more flies.
但这是可以做到的。 But it could be done.
看! Look!
你不相信征兆吗? Don't you believe in signs?
你看到了什么?就连库珀先生都说这是个好主意。 You see? Even Mr. Cooper says it's a good idea.
建造一个小家园。你这里什么都有。 Build a little home. You have everything here.
我们总有栖身之所 ♪ We always have a roof above us ♪
只要还有一片天空 ♪ As long as there's a sky ♪
如果我们有人爱我们 ♪ And if we have someone to love us ♪
我们肯定能过关 ♪ We're sure of getting by ♪
你不需要很多的原木和石头 ♪ You don't need a lot of log and stone ♪
在幸福上建造一个家 ♪ Build a home on happiness ♪
独自♪♪ ♪ Alone ♪
有一百万个小星星 ♪ With a million little stars ♪
我们可以装饰天花板 ♪ We can decorate the ceiling ♪
♬感觉乐观 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
每一个小小的梦想 ♪ Every single little dream ♪
♬是一卷椽子 ♪ Is a single roll of rafter ♪
我们可以用笑声粉刷房子 ♪ We can paint the house with laughter ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
这不是宫殿 ♪ It's not a palace ♪
还是一个穷房子 ♪ Or a poor house ♪
但是房租是完全免费的 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪
这是我的家，但这是你的家 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪
如果你来和我住在一起 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪
♬地板上有地毯 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪
♬由毛茛和苜蓿制成的 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪
我们所有的烦恼都会结束 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
看，我给你看! Look, I'll show you!
这可以是餐厅，这可以是客厅。 This can be the dining room this can be the living room.
来，帮我搬沙发好吗? Come on, help me with the couch, will you?
有一百万个小星星 ♪ With a million little stars ♪
我们可以装饰天花板 ♪ We can decorate the ceiling ♪
♬感觉乐观 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
每一个小小的梦想 ♪ Every single little dream ♪
♬是一卷椽子 ♪ Is a single roll of rafter ♪
我们可以用笑声粉刷房子 ♪ We can paint the house with laughter ♪
这不是宫殿 ♪ It's not a palace ♪
还是一个穷房子 ♪ Or a poor house ♪
但是房租是完全免费的 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪
这是我的家，但这是你的家 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪
如果你来和我住在一起 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪
♬地板上有地毯 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪
♬由毛茛和苜蓿制成的 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪
我们所有的烦恼都会结束 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
有一百万个小星星 ♪ With a million little stars ♪
我们可以装饰天花板 ♪ We can decorate the ceiling ♪
♬感觉乐观 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
每一个小小的梦想 ♪ Every single little dream ♪
♬是一卷椽子 ♪ Is a single roll of rafter ♪
我们可以用笑声粉刷房子 ♪ We can paint the house with laughter ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
这不是宫殿 ♪ It's not a palace ♪
还是一个破旧的房子。♪ ♪ Or a poor house. ♪
但是房租是完全免费的 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪
这是我的家，但这是你的家 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪
如果你来和我住在一起 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪
♬地板上有地毯 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪
♬由毛茛和苜蓿制成的 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪
我们所有的烦恼都会结束 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
这里，这里，这里发生了什么? Here, here, what's going on here?
-你不能这么做!——为什么不呢? - You can't do this! - Why not?
-我们只是在建造一个家。——一个家吗? - We're only building a home. - A home?
当然，每个人都在这么做，来吧，加入进来。 Sure, everybody is doing it, come on and join in.
这不是宫殿 ♪ It's not a palace ♪
还是一个穷房子 ♪ Or a poor house ♪
但是房租是完全免费的 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪
这是我的家，但这是你的家 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪
如果你来和我住在一起 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪
♬地板上有地毯 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪
♬由毛茛和苜蓿制成的 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪
我们所有的烦恼都会结束 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪♪
停止这种胡说八道! Stop this nonsense!
库珀先生，你正好赶上吃晚饭。 Mr. Cooper, you're just in time for dinner.
我警告过你别挡我的路。 I warned you to keep out of my way.
我牺牲了我的好朋友来买这房子，还有为什么。 My good friends I sacrificed to buy this property and why.
一年后，在那些建筑耸立的地方你会看到一座宏伟的新监狱。 A year from now, where those buildings stand you'll see a grand new jail.
以前的监狱对你父亲来说够好了对你来说也应该够好。 Say, the old jail was good enough for your father it ought to be good enough for you.
什么? What?
你觉得自己是个好人，但看看你做了什么。 You think you're a great man, but look what you do.
你为雕像和罪犯建造家园把这些人扔到大街上。 You built homes for statues and criminals and put these people out on the street.
库珀先生，你是，你是… Mr. Cooper, you're, you're..
你说出了我想说的话。 You took the words right out of my mouth.
够了，这次就这么定了。 That's enough, this time it's final.
-叫马车来。——没关系。 - Call the wagon. - Never mind.
-我能走。-好的，你走吧。 - I can walk. - Alright, you walk.
送他到市区边界，把他扔出去。 Walk him to the city limits, and throw him out.
来吧。 Come on.
我能跟朱利安道别吗? Can I please say goodbye to Julian?
去做吧。 Go ahead.
再见,朱利安。 Goodbye, Julian.
他们要把我赶出去，因为我说了实话。 They're throwing me out because I told the truth.
库珀，那个洗地板的人。 Cooper, that big floor flusher.
他把西罗马比作古罗马。 He compares West Rome to ancient Rome.
罗马，那是一个真实的地方。 Rome, that was a real place.
他们知道如何对待那里的人。 They knew how to treat people there.
好了，我们到了。 Well, here we are.
我要去哪里?我要住在哪里呢? Where am I going? Where am I going to live?
你为什么不回到古罗马。 Why don't you go back to ancient Rome.
你总是在谈论它。 You're always talking about it.
我希望我能。 I wish I could.
在罗马，他们不会把人扔到街上。 They didn't put people out on a street in Rome.
你到了那儿就给我们打个电报。 Send us a telegram when you get there.
当然，我们什么时候过去看你。 Sure, we'll come up and see you some time.
走了。 Get going.
罗马。有一座城市。 Rome. There was a city.
罗马。罗马。 Rome. Rome.
罗马。罗马。罗马。 Rome. Rome. Rome.
嘿!你为什么不吹你的喇叭? Hey! Why don't you blow your horn?
冰雹,兄弟。 Hail, brother.
你好,伙计们。 Hello, fellas.
马戏团在哪里? Where's the circus?
沿着这条路一直往前走。 Down this road and straight ahead.
哦，我想了一下… Oh, I thought for a minute..
-什么马戏团?-当然是大竞技场了。 - What circus is it? - The Circus Maximus, of course.
马克西姆斯. .不是润格林兄弟吗? Maximus.. Not Ringling Brothers?
你是要去罗马吗? Are you bound for Rome?
不，我只是被赶出来了。 No, I was just thrown out..
我是说，我刚离开那里。 I mean, I just left there.
他们听说过我们战胜布列塔尼人的光荣胜利吗? Have they heard of our glorious victory over the Bretons?
-他们输得精光。-是的，但他们拿走了你的裤子。 - They lost their shirts. - Yeah, but they got your pants.
听着，你们为什么不跑回更衣室把它们穿上呢? Look, why don't you boys run back into the dressing room and put them on, huh?
你是这样问候瓦勒留斯皇帝的士兵吗? Is it thus you greet the soldiers of Emperor Valerius?
我以为你是个密探。 Me thinks thou art a spy.
-我觉得你疯了。——坚果吗? - Me thinks thou art nuts. - Nuts?
是的，我要给你覆盆子。 Yes, I'm giving you the raspberry.
坚果，树莓，也许他是个卖食物的。 Nuts, raspberry, perhaps he's a food vendor.
我以前在杂货店帮忙但库珀看到我和阿格里帕在一起。 Well, I used to help out at Keeps grocery but when Cooper saw me with Agrippa.
皇后亚?你知道她吗? The Empress Agrippa? You know her?
我认识她… Do I know her..
你以为我晚上睡在哪儿? Where do you think I sleep nights?
什么? What?
他侮辱了女王陛下。 He insults Her Imperial Majesty.
以上帝之名，他必死无疑。 And by the Gods, he shall die.
嘿，这家伙还行，他会演戏。 Hey, this guy is alright, he can act.
嘿，小心点，你知道你差点割到我吗? Hey, look out with that thing, you know you almost cut me then?
——停止!-让他像罗马人一样死去吧。 - Stop! - Let him die like a Roman.
手里拿着钢铁。 With steel in his hand.
-他的心是铁的。——听着你! - And steel in his heart. - Listen you!
继续玩那些刀你知道的第一件事就是你会伤害别人。 Keep on playing with those knives the first thing you know you'll hurt somebody.
看看那东西的尖端。看它。 Look at the point of that thing. Look at it.
你想让我那样戳你吗? How would you like to have me poking at you like that?
嗯?在这里。 Huh? Here.
你和他一起玩。我们会看。 You play with him. And we'll watch.
懦夫不打仗。 The coward will not fight.
把他放在油里煮。 Boil him in oil.
-把他的头割下来。-让他走。 - Cut his head out. - Let him go.
闭嘴! Hold your tongue!
这看起来有点傻，但如果你想让我做，我就做。 Well, it seems kinda silly but if you want me to do it, I'll do it.
把他绑在木桩上。 Tie him to that stake.
他将成为我们箭矢的目标。 He will make a worthy target for our arrows.
-很好的计划。-是啊，有什么好? - A good laid plan. - Yeah, what's so good about it?
等一下，你不能这样带我走。 Wait a minute, you can't now, get me around like this.
你知道你在干什么吗?等一下。 What do you think you're doing? Wait a minute.
你们应该为自己感到羞耻。 You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
像你这样的大男孩玩印度游戏。 Big boys like you playing Indian.
如果你们想吓唬我… If you guys are trying to scare me..
是的。 Yes.
你会很好。 You're going fine.
哦! Oh!
别担心,胡须。我能修好它。 Don't worry, whiskers. I can fix it.
看，我口袋里有一些绳子。 See, I've got some string here in my pocket.
我的口袋不见了。我的裤子不见了。 My pockets are gone. My pants are gone.
天哪!的帮助! Good heavens! Help!
你是说，这不是开玩笑? You mean, this is no fooling?
我真的住在罗马吗? I'm really living in Rome?
是的，但不会太久。 Yes, but not for long.
但是等一下! But wait a minute!
如果这真的是罗马，你不能杀我。 If this is really Rome, you can't kill me.
哦,不是吗? Oh, no?
不，因为我还没出生呢。 No, 'cause I haven't been born yet.
这不仅是谋杀，也是避孕。 It would not only be murder, it would be birth control.
说!等一下! Say! Wait a minute!
嗯. .的帮助!的帮助! Well.. Help! Help!
的帮助! Help!
祝贺你，约瑟夫，人民的朋友。 Hail, Josephus, friend of the people.
这是什么把戏? Well, what manner of game is this?
这里不是邮局，人民的朋友。 It ain't post office, friend of the people.
这家伙是个间谍。 This fellow is a spy.
-他是个叛徒。-现在轮到你了。 - He is a traitor. - It's your turn now.
这只狗诽谤了阿格里帕皇后。 This dog maligned the Empress Agrippa.
哦，我没有，我只是说我习惯睡在她身边——够了!这是亵渎! Oh, I did not, all I said was I used to sleep beside her at-- Enough! This is blasphemy!
死对他来说太好了。带他去奴隶市场。 Death is too good for him. Take him to the slave market.
我在鱼市的时候会更有用。 I'd be much much more useful around the fish market.
-我以前为。-闭嘴 - I used to work for-- - Silence!
你会被卖给出价最高的人。 You will be sold to the highest bidder.
也许，只要让你感受我的鞭子，我就自己买你。 Perhaps, I'll buy you myself if only to let you feel my whip.
省下你的钱，我能感觉到。 Save your money, I can feel it here.
在奴隶市场! At the slave market!
——哈!-你，对，对! - Hah! - Yuu, ya, ya!
这个强壮的小俘虏给我多少钱? Well, what am I bid for this sturdy little captive?
我的出价是多少? What am I bid?
女士们，请不要碰，除非你们要买。 Ladies, please don't touch unless you're gonna buy.
不要购买。 And don't buy.
没有人出价吗? Isn't anybody gonna bid?
什么,没有? What, nobody?
如果没人要我，我还是回家吧。 Well, if nobody wants me I might as well go home.
没有出卖的奴隶就被扔给狮子。 Slaves who are not sold are thrown to the lions.
狮子吗? To the lions?
那你还在等什么?我们来出价吧。 Well, what are you waiting for? Let's have a bid.
是的。来,来,公民。 Yeah. Come, come, citizens.
这个奴隶给了我什么? What am I offered for this slave?
有人说5第纳尔吗? Well, somebody say five dinars?
我能听到5第纳尔的声音吗? Do I hear five dinars?
我连4第纳尔都没听见。 I don't even hear four dinars.
你们这些人怎么了? What's the matter with you people?
"你不知道什么是便宜货吗? " 'Don't you know a bargain when you see one?'
好吧，有人出价。 Well, somebody make a bid.
看着我。我会做一点饭。 Look at me. I can cook a little.
我可以照顾孩子们。 I can take care of the children.
如果没有孩子，我可以做你的儿子来照顾你。 If there are no children, I can take care of that by being a son to you.
难道没有人要他吗? Doesn't anybody want him?
没有人想要我吗? Doesn't anybody want me?
看起来你要去狮子队了。 It looks like you're going to the lions.
哦，伙计们，你们可能再也不会有这样的机会了。 Oh, come people, you may never get a chance like this again.
我会唱歌。 I can sing.
♬我的全部 ♪ All of me ♪
为什么不带走我的所有 ♪ Why not take all of me ♪
-这样怎么样-听着我会跳舞 - What about this - Look, I can dance.
-带他去见狮子!- 100 pifix。 - Take him to the lions! - 100 pifix.
100 pifix。 100 pifix.
你，哦，先生，你永远不会后悔的。 You, oh, mister, you'll never be sorry for this.
告诉我，100个pifix多少钱。 Tell me, how much is the 100 pifix.
一枚金币的十分之一。 One tenth of one gold dollar.
为什么那是10美分，你以为这是什么，羊毛衣服吗? Why that's ten cents, what do you think this is, wool wear?
安静!100 pifix已被出价。 Silence! 100 pifix has been bid.
-我听到更多了吗?-一个金币第纳尔。 - Do I hear more? - One gold dinars.
一个金币第纳尔，差不多吧。 Say, one gold dinars, that's more like it.
第纳尔是由约瑟夫出价的。 The dinars is bid by Josephus.
谁? Who?
拜托，先生，别把我卖给他。他想鞭打我。 Oh, please, mister, don't sell me to him. He wants to whip me.
他告诉我的。 He told me so.
一个第纳尔，一个第纳尔。 One dinars's bid, one dinars's bid.
你为什么不把我卖给那个有魔咒的人毕竟是他先开口的。 Why don't you sell me to the man with the pifix after all he spoke first.
- Pifix还不错。-一第纳尔的出价。 - Pifix are not bad. - One dinars's bid.
-有两个吗?——看! - Do I hear two? - Look!
听着，伙计们，看你们花两个第纳尔就能买到什么。 Look, people, look what you can get f-for two dinars.
看看这些皮肤，进口的。 Look at these skins, imported.
-从俄罗斯远道而来。-一第纳尔的出价。 - All the way from Russia. - One dinars's bid.
一个第纳尔，一个第纳尔。一个第纳尔，一个第纳尔。 One dinars, one dinars. One dinars, one dinars.
如果我附送两条裤子，你愿意送我吗? If I throw in two pair of pants, will you take me?
给约瑟夫斯一第纳尔。 Going to Josephus for one dinars.
,, . .——“两个第纳尔!” - Going, going.. - 'Two dinars!'
两个第纳尔!谁出价呢? Two dinars! Who bid that?
-那边的人。-出价两个第纳尔! - Somebody over there. - Two dinars a bid!
——三个第纳尔!-出价3第纳尔! - Three dinars! - Three dinars a bid!
——四个第纳尔!——四个第纳尔。 - Four dinars! - Four dinars..
-谁出的4第纳尔?——同样的小伙子。 - Who bid that four dinars? - Same fella.
-出价四个第纳尔!- 5第纳尔! - Four dinars a bid! - Five dinars!
5第纳尔!现在再给我一个第纳尔。 Five dinars! Now let me hear another dinars.
还有更好的吗?♪ ♪ Dinar is there anything finer? ♪
——沉默!——哦!噢! - Silence! - Ooh! Ooh!
我听到了什么? What do I hear?
你刚才听到我说第纳尔了。 You just heard me saying dinars.
给约瑟夫五第纳尔! Going to Josephus for five dinars!
——去!行!- 6第纳尔! - Going! Going!-- - Six dinars!
包装我。 Wrap me up.
-谁竞拍的?——我做了. . - Who bid that? - I did..
“出价6第纳尔。” 'Six dinars a bid.'
但是，女士，你这是在浪费钱。 But, lady, you're just throwing your money away.
我很虚弱，我不能做任何工作。 I'm weak, I can't do any work.
我买你不是为了工作。 I'm not buying you for work.
这正是我所担心的。 That's just what I was afraid of.
“出价六第纳尔，有人出价七第纳尔吗?” 'Six dinars's a bid, do I hear seven?'
听着，伙计，你为什么不出价7第纳尔? Listen, buddy, why don't you bid seven dinars?
为什么我牙缝里的金子都比这值钱，明白吗? Why the gold in my teeth is worth more than that, see?
——七个第纳尔。——“出价7第纳尔。” - Seven dinars. - 'Seven dinars a bid.'
——八个第纳尔。——“出价8第纳尔。” - Eight dinars. - 'Eight dinars a bid.'
“出价8第纳尔，出价8第纳尔，有人出价9第纳尔吗?” 'Eight dinars a bid, eight dinars a bid, do I hear nine?'
没有更多的报价吗?好吧。 No more bid? Alright.
给这位女士八个第纳尔。 Going to the lady for eight dinars.
——去!行!-你呢? - Going! Going! - What about you.
还是你?约瑟夫斯先生，请买我吧。 Or you? Mr. Josephus, please, buy me.
你甚至可以在我休息日抽我。 You can even whip me on my day off.
- 10第纳尔!- 10第纳尔! - Ten dinars! - Ten dinars!
十第纳尔!行! Going for ten dinars! Going!
行!会. . Going! Going..
一去不复返了。 Gone.
奥尔加,你理解吗? You understand, Olga?
是的,我明白了。在下面等我。 Yes, I understand. Wait for me below.
♬永不过时 ♪ Through the ages ♪
♬响起一声叫喊 ♪ Comes a cry ♪
一个女人绝望的哭泣 ♪ A woman's cry of despair ♪
别人知道，我也知道 ♪ Others know it so do I ♪
哦，为什么你 ♪ Oh why did you ♪
♬让我哭?♪ ♪ Make me cry? ♪
♬没有了阳光 ♪ No more sun ♪
♬在天空中 ♪ In the sky above ♪
我只看见云 ♪ Clouds are all I see ♪
爱没有了 ♪ There's no more love ♪
♬你替我装在心里 ♪ In your heart for me ♪
♬没有鸟了 ♪ No more birds ♪
♬哼唱他们的旋律 ♪ Sing their melody ♪
♬在柳树里 ♪ In the willow tree ♪
爱没有了 ♪ There's no more love ♪
♬你替我装在心里 ♪ In your heart for me ♪
♬没有武器了 ♪ No more arms ♪
温柔的抱着我 ♪ Hold me tenderly ♪
你是回忆 ♪ You are a memory ♪
爱没有了 ♪ There's no more love ♪
♬在你心里 ♪ In your heart ♪
♬对我来说是♬ ♪ For me ♪♪
♬没有武器了 ♪ No more arms ♪
温柔的抱着我 ♪ Hold me tenderly ♪
你是回忆 ♪ You're a memory ♪
爱没有了 ♪ There's no more love ♪
♬在你心里 ♪ In your heart ♪
♬对我来说是♬ ♪ For me ♪♪
你以前被鞭打过吗，奴隶? Have you ever been lashed before, slave?
是的，当我还是个孩子的时候。 Oh, yes, when I was a kid.
那是什么地方，奴隶? Where was that, slave?
在普通的地方，你知道吗? In the regular place, you know?
你想让我交叉你的膝盖吗? Well, do you want me to cross your knees?
不，我不会打你的。 No, I'm not going to whip you.
——你不是吗?——没有。 - You're not? - No.
那我就不需要这个了。 Oh, well, then I won't need this.
冰雹,总监。——Marcius冰雹。 - Hail, Majordomo. - Hail, Marcius.
你真是个怪人。我喜欢你。 You are a strange fella. I like you.
我也喜欢你。 I like you too.
但你最好还是让我拿着鞭子。 But maybe you better let me hold the whip.
哦，那是我的马车鞭。 Oh, that's my chariot whip.
手表。 Watch.
嘿，你真是个不错的小妞。 Say, you're a good whipper snapper.
你能让我试一次吗? Look, could you please let me try it once?
——继续。-我只喜欢试一次。 - Go ahead. - I just like to try it once.
现在你有麻烦了。那是皇帝的总管。 Now you are in trouble. That's the emperor's Majordomo.
你这条狗，为了这个，我要抽你一顿鞭子。 You dog, I'll have you whipped without an inch of your life for this.
我向你保证那是个意外。 I assure you it was an accident.
你会不厌其烦地帮助别人吗? Do you never tire feeding the cause of others?
恐怕不是。 I'm afraid not.
皇帝已经受够了，约瑟夫斯。 Well, the emperor is tired of it, Josephus.
如果你能接受警告的话。 If you can take a warning.
啊，非常感谢。 Gee, thanks a lot.
就算我想，我也不会用这东西打他。 You know, I couldn't have hit him with this thing if I wanted to.
我只是想把它弄成这样。 All I tried to do was to crack it like this.
那我们还等什么? Well, what are we waiting for?
约瑟夫,我们的朋友。 Josephus, our friend.
你看，这里的每个人似乎都为你疯狂。 See, everybody seems to be crazy about you here, you know.
我喜欢做你的奴隶。 I like being your slave.
你不再是我的奴隶了。 You are no longer my slave.
没有? No?
我想我就是个失败者，我连奴隶的工作都做不下去。 I guess I'm just a failure, I can't even keep a job as a slave.
我买你是为了让你自由。 Oh, I bought you to set you free.
不要扔掉价格标签——你将无法得到退款。 Don't throw away the price tag you won't be able to get a refund.
告诉我你叫什么名字? Tell me what's your name?
-埃迪。-没有这样的名字。 - Eddie. - Oh, there's no such name.
-我叫你俄狄浦斯。-好吧，我叫你乔。 - I'll call you Oedipus. - Alright, I'll call you Joe.
给皇帝让路! Make way for the emperor!
冰雹!冰雹! Hail! Hail!
他们什么时候才会说"大家都来了" When are they going to say "The gang's all here?"
冰雹!冰雹! Hail! Hail!
这些征服有什么用? What good are these conquests?
-它们只意味着更高的税收。-是的。 - They only mean higher taxes. - Yeah.
约瑟夫斯，这太可恶了。 Josephus, it's an outrage.
皇帝在我们挨饿时游行。 The emperor parades while we starve.
耐心点，我的朋友。我们的日子终将到来。 Be patient, my friend. Our day will come.
如有必要，我们将以武力结束他的暴政。 We'll put an end to his tyranny if necessary by force.
看，乔，一个女孩。那是谁? Look, Joe, a girl. Who is that?
这是英国的西尔维娅公主。一个战俘。 It's the Princess Silvia of Britain. A prisoner of war.
为什么皇帝不让她骑? Why doesn't the emperor let her ride?
只有皇帝才能乘坐他的战车。 Only the emperor can ride in the emperor's chariot.
是啊，他为什么不买辆有挡边的战车呢? Yeah, why doesn't he get a chariot with a rumble seat?
瓦勒留斯，你不能这样对她。 Hey, Valerius, you can't treat her like that.
Valerius !Valerius ! Valerius! Valerius!
-带他去地牢。-对，带他去地牢。 - Take him to the dungeons. - Yeah, take him to the dungeon.
谁得到野猪了? Who's got the boar?
这些战争让我精疲力竭，多莫。我需要放松一下。 These wars exhaust me, Domo. I need some relaxation.
让奥尔加来为我唱歌吧。 Have Olga come and sing for me.
奥尔加今天在奴隶市场被陛下卖掉了。 Olga was sold today in the slave market by your Majesty's command.
不,不,多摩君。我说让她作证。 No, no, Domo. I said depose her.
不能处置她。 Not dispose of her.
奥尔加一直是我的最爱，奥尔加爱我。 Olga has long been my favorite, Olga loves me.
的确，她是有点失足，但我们不能忘恩负义。 True, she has slipped a little, but we must not be ungrateful.
你必须为她的奉献找到回报。 You must find some reward for her devotion.
是的,陛下。 Yes, Your Majesty.
我有，她应该臣服于我的新宠。 I have it, she should be made slave to my new favorite.
还有谁比奥尔加更能告诉她该怎么做呢? Who better than Olga can tell her what to do?
或者更重要的是，什么不该做。 Or more important, what not to do.
当然是指西尔维娅公主。 Meaning, of course, the Princess Silvia.
不要催我，多莫。 Don't hurry me, Domo.
-我了解你。——你会怎么做? - I know you. - You do?
是的，你就是我刚看到士兵们带进来的那个人。 Yes, you are the man I just saw the soldiers bring in here.
我很了解你。 I know you very well.
真可惜你没看到他们逮捕我我们可能是亲戚。 Too bad you didn't see them arrest me we might have been relatives.
那些人是谁? Who are those guys?
他们是皇帝的拷问者。 They are the emperor's torturers.
它们会扭曲你的脊椎，弯曲你的骨头。 They twist your spine and bend your bones.
哦,按摩师。 Oh, chiropractors.
他们用热铁和火折磨受害者。 They torture their victims with hot irons and fire.
哦，得了吧，得了吧，没那么好笑。 Oh, come, come, come it isn't as funny as all that.
哦，对我来说，所有的生活都是喜剧。 Oh, to me, all life is comedy.
我发现了永恒欢笑的秘密。 I have found the secret of eternal laughter.
有一个众神的传说，一座火山不过是一座向世界爆发笑声的山。 There is a legend of the gods that a volcano is but a mountain bursting with laughter at the world.
我想地震只是一种笑声。 I suppose an earthquake is just a giggle.
是啊，我从这样一座山里收获了世上无人拥有的东西。 Yeah, from such a mountain I have gathered what no one else in the world possesses.
这里有熔岩气体。 I have lava gas.
哦，你会没事的。 Oh, you'll be alright.
喝一点小苏打，不，不，不。 Take a little bicarbonate of soda-- Uh, no, no, no.
只要吸一口这种熔岩气体，你就会大笑起来，即使你很痛苦。 One whiff of this lava gas and you will roar with laughter even though you're suffering.
你的意思是，只要我吸一口，我就会放声大笑。 You mean to say if I just take one whiff of this I'll burst right out laughing.
——是的。是的。-那我想试试。 - Yes. Yes. - I'd like to try, then.
不，只有在你受苦的时候。 No, only when you are suffering.
哦。 Oh.
那是什么? What's that?
饥饿的狮子在另一个笼子里。 Hungry lions in the next cell.
哦，我想喂它们。 Oh, I'd like to feed them.
你会的。 You will.
我猜他是笑死自己了。 I guess he laughed himself out.
这个单元格是空的。 This cell is empty.
在这儿等着。其余的都到下面去。 Wait here. The rest go down there.
停止。为什么我不能和我的人一起走? Stop. Why can't I go with my people?
这是皇上的命令。 It's the emperor's command.
公主,我害怕。 Princess, I'm frightened.
是的,我知道。 Yes, I know.
但我们不能让罗马人知道。 But we mustn't let the Romans know it.
在那里。 In there.
公主,公主! Princess, Princess!
不要害怕。 Don't be afraid.
我不害怕 I'm not afraid.
当初救我的不是你吗? Wasn't it you who tried to save me?
我确实想跟瓦勒留斯谈谈你的事。 Well, I did kinda wanna talk to Valerius about you.
那你来这就是我的错了。 Then it's my fault you're here.
不,公主。我总是有麻烦。 No, Princess. I'm always in trouble.
不过别担心，我们不会待太久的。 But don't worry, we won't be here long.
约瑟夫会救我们出去的。 Josephus will get us out.
约瑟夫?他是谁? Josephus? Who is he?
他是我的老板。 He's my boss.
还记得游行的时候你看着我吗? Remember during the parade when you were looking at me?
是的。 Yes.
他当时就站在我旁边。 Well, he was standing right next to me.
但我猜你没看到他是因为你看了我一眼。 But I guess you didn't see him on the account of looking at me.
——俄狄浦斯!——乔! - Oedipus! - Joe!
快点，殿下，不能再浪费时间了。 Quick, Your Highness, there's no time to lose.
-我是来解救你的-我是乔，约瑟夫斯。 - I've come to free you. - It's Joe, Josephus.
我跟你说过的那个人。 The man I've been telling you about.
那个警卫呢，乔? What about the guard, Joe?
贿赂使他成了朋友。 A bribe has made him a friend.
你为什么要为我这么做? Why are you doing this for me?
为了得到你的青睐，我愿献出我的生命。 To gain your favor, I'd give my life.
-仅仅是为了我?——愿意。 - Merely for my favor? - Willing.
把它。这是一个讨价还价。 Take it. It's a bargain.
你得快点，殿下。 You must hurry, Your Highness.
来,俄狄浦斯。 Come, Oedipus.
乔，我不能和你一起去。 Joe, I can't go with you.
我有点喜欢这个地方了。 I've gotten sort of attached to this place.
把钥匙给我。 Get the the key for this.
约瑟夫!皇帝。 Josephus! The emperor.
-告诉他我们出去了。-你必须走。 - Tell him we're out. - You must go.
我马上就回来。 I'll be back.
约瑟夫。 Josephus.
陛下。 Your Majesty.
你没告诉我约瑟夫斯是我的囚犯。 You did not tell me that Josephus was my prisoner.
陛下，我是来见我被冤枉囚禁的奴隶的。 Your Majesty, I'm here to see my slave who has been unjustly imprisoned.
你经常来找我，约瑟夫斯。 You've crossed my path to often, Josephus.
我劝你离开，除非你想永久留在这里。 I advise you to leave unless you care to stay here permanently.
您在这里还舒服吗，殿下? Are you quite comfortable here, Your Highness?
很,陛下。 Quite, Your Majesty.
我只希望有一天，我也能同样地款待您。 I only hope that someday I shall be able to entertain you as comfortably.
我相信你会发现我的宫殿更宁静。 I believe you'll find my palace more restful.
我更喜欢这里。 I prefer it here.
所以要它。 So be it.
我为自己征服了心灵而自豪。 I take pride in my conquest of the heart.
我不能要你，除非你要我。 I cannot desire you unless you desire me.
所以，我要把你关在这里直到你想要我。 Therefore, I should keep you imprisoned here until you do desire me.
“什么情人!” 'What a lover!'
谁说的? Who said that?
我做到了。 I did.
我要说的还不止这些。 And that's not all I'm gonna say.
我想告诉你几句话，也许… I want to tell you a few words, perhaps..
这个奴隶是谁? Who is this slave?
他就是那条在游行时试图攻击你的狗。 He is the dog that tried to attack you during the procession.
-我没有。我只是。-闭嘴! - I didn't. I merely-- - Silence!
在那之前，他用鞭子打我。 Before that, he attacked me with a whip.
-一根马鞭!-那是我仅有的一个。 - A horse whip! - That was only one I had.
“呕狗!” 'Gag the dog!'
现在，亲爱的。 And now, my dear.
在罗马所有可爱的女士中我选择了英国作为我的最爱，这难道不是让你感到很荣幸吗? Doesn't it flatter you to know that of all the lovely ladies in the Rome I have chosen the Britain for my favorite?
我更喜欢你们的联盟。 I prefer your alliance.
我想知道你走廊里的同胞们是否也有同样的偏好? I wonder if your countrymen down the corridor have the same preference?
-你不敢…——为什么不呢? - You wouldn't dare.. - Why not?
——来,多摩君。——等待。 - Come, Domo. - Wait.
如果我到了你的宫殿… If I got to your palace..
…你能保证我的同胞不会受到伤害吗? ...do you promise no harm will come to my countrymen?
在我的荣誉。 On my honor.
多莫，护送公主到宫殿去。 Domo, escort the princess to the palace.
现在，让这只狗受尽折磨。 And now, put this dog to the torture.
当他痛苦地尖叫时，我应该回来享受他的痛苦。 And when he's screaming in agony I should come back and enjoy his suffering.
你们离开? You boys leaving?
不错的发展。 Nice development.
-热熨斗!-我要冷的。 - The hot iron! - Make mine cold.
哦! Oh!
——很热。- - - - - -听着,男孩。 - Much hotter. - Listen, boys.
我们为什么不能好好谈谈? Why can't we talk this thing over?
请坐下。只是坐在道。让我们,哦! Please, sit down. Just sit dow. Let's-- Oh!
我要把你撕成碎片。 I'll tear you to pieces for this.
老实说，先生，我不是故意的。 Honest, mister, I didn't mean it.
如果我伤害了你，我感到非常抱歉。 I feel terribly sorry if I hurt you.
觉得很好笑是吧? Think it's funny, huh?
我们将向您展示。 We'll show you.
哦,男孩!我杀死你。 Oh, boys! You're killing me.
哦，你弄断我的胳膊了。 Oh, you're breaking my arm.
假设我是你的亲兄弟。 Suppposing, I was your own brother.
我没有兄弟。 I have no brother.
他上周去世了。 He died last week.
让我们把他锁起来，用热熨斗烫他。 Let's chain him and put the hot irons..
…反对他的脚。 ...against his feet.
我敢说一定会非常痛苦。 I bet it'd be horribly painful.
它可能会使你残废。 It will probably cripple you.
这是什么意思? What is the meaning of this..
我是来看一个奴隶受折磨的，我听到他在笑。 I come to watch a slave suffer torture and I hear him laughing.
但我很痛苦，陛下。 But I am suffering, Your Majesty.
别胡闹了! Enough of this nonsense!
给他热熨斗! Give him the hot irons!
但进展缓慢。 But slowly.
”接近。近了。” 'Closer. Closer.'
现在，我们要开始尖叫了。 Now, we'll get some screaming.
你傻瓜!你会为此而死的。 You fools! You'll die for this.
我们很抱歉，陛下。 We are sorry, Your Majesty.
你坐在… You sat down on the..
你敢笑. . You dare laugh..
…当你的皇帝受伤的时候? ...when your emperor is wounded?
但是瓦勒留斯，你也在笑! But Valerius, you're laughing too!
所以我。 So I am.
这是多年来的第一次。 It's the first time in years.
释放他! Release him!
你会活下去的，奴隶。 You shall live, slave.
你们听到了吗，伙计们? Did you hear that, boys?
-只要你能逗我开心。-是的。 - As long as you can amuse me. - Yeah.
别走开，伙计们。 Don't go away, fellas.
我随时都可能回来。 I might be back any minute.
你的仗打得好吗，瓦勒留斯? You have a nice war, Valerius?
嗯,相当无趣的人。 Hmm, rather dull.
天气很暖和，蚊子也很可怕。 The weather was warm and the mosquitos were terrible.
亲爱的，你又回家了，真是太好了。 It's wonderful, my dear having you home again.
谢谢你,亚基。 Thank you, Agrippa.
来吧，让我们为我们永恒的爱情干杯。 Come, let us drink to our undying love.
当然可以。 By all means.
-为你的健康，亲爱的——我的健康? - Your health, me dear. - My health?
我可以一直留着它吗? May I keep it always.
总是这样。 Always.
食物的品酒师。 Food taster.
瓦列留厄斯一家哦,! Oh, Valerius!
想到那可能是你，真是太可怕了! This is horrible to think it might have been you!
好了，好了，亲爱的。 There, there, my dear.
不要让它打扰你。 Do not let it disturb you.
也许下次你的运气会好一点。 Pehaps you'll have better luck the next time.
-出事故了吗?——没有。 - Has there been an accident? - No.
肯定是他吃的东西。 Something he ate, no doubt.
哦，你会喜欢美国的。 Oh, you'd love America.
我们的交通系统有各种各样的信号灯吗? And have we got a traffic system with all kinds of lights.
举个例子，一个人想过马路，但他做不到，因为红灯对他们不利。 Take for instance a man wants to cross the street but he can't do it because the red light is against them.
他做不到，反正有两个警察盯着他。 Well, he couldn't do it anyway two policemen are watching him.
镇上的地下酒吧里到处都有窃贼，人们互相残杀，但警察得确保他不会过马路。 They've got burglars all over towns speakeasy, people are killing each other but the police have got to see that he doesn't cross the street.
好吗? Well?
趁警察不注意时，他偷偷溜到安全区。 When the police aren't looking he sneaks over as far as the safety zone.
那是什么? What's that?
那是人们等电车的地方。 That's where the people wait for a street car.
他们有一条白线。它被称为安全区。 They have a white line. It's called the safety zone.
这是个好主意吗? And is that a good idea!
唷!如果你在安全区内被汽车撞了，那不算数。 Phew! If an automobile should hit you while you're within the safety zone, that doesn't count.
它会绕一圈，再打你一次。 It's gotta go all the way around and hit you again.
是的，但是这个人呢? Yes, but what about this man?
他前面被卡车撞了，后面被有轨电车撞了。 Oh, he gets hit in the front by a truck, in the back by a street car.
但他能到那里，即使他必须坐救护车。 But he gets there, even if he has to go in an ambulance.
“他要去哪儿?” 'Where is he going?'
去电影院看《米老鼠》 To the movies to see "Mickey Mouse."
——“米老鼠?”——“确定”。 - "Mickey Mouse?" - 'Sure.'
米老鼠和他的甜心米妮 'Mickey Mouse and his sweetheart, Minnie.'
老鼠有爱人? A mouse has a sweetheart?
“她也是一只老鼠吗?” 'And is she a mouse too?'
确定。否则会很不方便。 Sure. Otherwise it would be very inconvenient.
当米奇去见米妮的时候你觉得米妮在做什么? And when Mickey goes to see Minnie what do you think Minnie is doing?
她在做什么? Well, what is she doing?
有明妮 ♪ There was Minnie ♪
♬踢锣 ♪ Kicking the gong ♪
周围♪♪♪ ♪ Around ♪♪
哦! Oh!
看，把那些给我。 See, give me those.
-他们是我的幸运骰子!——幸运? - They're my lucky dice! - Lucky?
让我看看那些立方体。 Let me see those cubes.
你是想，你以前没见过骰子吗? Do you mean to, you've, uh never seen a dice before?
从来没有。 Never.
皇帝，我们要玩得开心吗? Oh, emperor, are we going to have fun?
来吧，我给你五个第纳尔。 Come on, I'll shoot you for five dinars.
你会为了五个第纳尔杀了你的皇帝吗? You'll shoot your emperor for five dinars?
好吧。我给你三个第纳尔。 Alright. I'll shoot you for three dinars.
-为什么-我是说骰子 - Why-- - I mean with the dice.
——噢,噢!-来吧。 - Oh, oh! - Come on now.
让我们看看你是否幸运。 Let's see if you're lucky.
如果我赢了，那是个好兆头。 If-if I win, that's a good sign.
如果你赢了，那就是奇迹。 If you win, that's a miracle.
加油,七! Come on, seven!
“这是一个自然的”。 'It's a natural.'
“噢,骰子” 'Oh, dice'
“对我好点。” 'be good to me.'
“嗯!” 'Huh!'
我的观点是12点。这有点难。 Twelve is my point. It's a little tough.
但我会做到的。 But I'll make it.
——我赢了。-不，不。请稍等。 - I win. - Oh, no, no. Just a moment.
你输了。12是你的重点。 You lose. 12 was your point.
你投出了3和4。 You threw a three and a four.
3乘以4等于12。不是吗? Well, three times four is 12. Isn't it?
现在让我们看看我们能站多远。 Well, now let's see how we stand.
你欠我竞技场，广场和多莫少校。 You owe me the colosseum and the forum and the Major Domo.
还记得吗?我掷了个9就赢了他。 Remember? I won him when I rolled a nine.
我来告诉你我要做什么。 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
我会把一切都还给你。 I'll give you back everything..
…我赢了。 ...that I've won.
你会吗? You will?
我来告诉你，你会为我做什么。 And I'll tell you what're you gonna do for me.
什么? What?
你可以释放西尔维亚公主了。 You can free the Princess Sylvia.
你似乎对我的犯人很感兴趣。 You seem much interested in my prisoner.
是的，陛下。 I am, Your Majesty.
我为她疯狂。 I'm crazy about her.
哦,你是谁? Oh, you are?
“你愿意当官方的食品品尝师吗?” 'How would you like to be the official food taster?'
我发现自己需要一个食物品尝师。 I find myself in need of a food taster.
你是说我只要吃就行了? You mean all I have to do is just eat?
完全正确。 Exactly.
你和我吃一样的食物。 You eat the same food I eat.
不过你得先吃。 Only you eat it first.
“说，那份工作听起来不错。” 'Say, that job sounds alright.'
但我想问你一个问题。 But I'd like to ask you one question.
——那是什么?你喜欢菠菜吗? - What's that? - Do you like spinach?
不。 No.
哦，如果是这样的话，我可以马上去上班。 Well, in that case I can go to work right away.
啊,酒! Ah, the wine!
陛下，这是您最爱的最后一杯酒了。 Your Majesty, this is the last glass of your favorite wine.
嗯，真遗憾。 Hmm, that's a pity.
这酒让我很高兴。 This wine has given me much pleasure.
——Oediphus味道。——好的。 - Taste, Oediphus. - Alright.
我不介意这样做。 I don't mind if I do.
我会说，呃… I would say, uh..
好吧,好吗? Well, well?
我不着急。 Don't hurry me.
我可能是对的。 I may be right.
然后. . And then..
…我可能错了。 ...I may be wrong.
我错了。 I was wrong.
这是好东西。 It's good stuff.
——约瑟夫!——嘘。 - Josephus! - Shh.
西尔维娅。我是来把她带走的。 Find Sylvia. I've come to take her away.
在这儿等着。 Wait here.
——西尔维娅!-这太疯狂了。 - Sylvia! - This is madness.
-你必须走。-你和我一起去 - You must go. - And you're coming with me.
我不能让你这么做。 I can't let you do this.
如果你被抓了就死定了 If you're caught, it means certain death.
约瑟夫，我爱你。 Oh, Josephus, I love you.
如果你爱我，就跟我来。 If you love me come with me.
把花园周围的守卫加强一倍。 Double the guards about these gardens.
下次，开枪打死他。 And the next time, shoot to kill.
马尼厄斯，给我带来俄狄浦斯，新来的食物品尝师。 Manius bring me Oediphus, the new food taster.
你要他干什么? What do you want him for?
他爱上了西尔维娅公主。 He's in love with the Princess Sylvia.
因此，应该憎恨皇帝。 And therefore, should hate the emperor.
“瓦勒留斯一定是中毒了。” 'Valerius must be poisoned.'
他可能会很有用 He could be very useful
你好! Hello!
你是新的食物品尝师吗? Are you the new food taster?
你想来点口味的吗? You want something tasted?
皇后要你去她的房间。 The empress wants to see you in her chambers.
皇上知道这事吗? Does the emperor know about this?
皇帝不知道的事不会伤害他。 What the emperor doesn't know won't hurt him.
是的，但他知道的事可能会让我瘫痪。 Yes, but what he will know might cripple me.
来了。 Come.
Oediphus。 Oediphus.
“Oediphus”。 'Oediphus.'
“不要害怕”。 'Don't be afraid.'
皇后，怎么了? What's the matter, empress?
你不舒服吗? Don't you feel well?
我自己也感觉不太好。 I don't feel so good myself.
我有打嗝。 I've got hiccups.
坐在我旁边，俄狄浦斯。 Sit beside me, Oediphus.
-让我牵着你的手。——没有。不。 - Let me hold your hand. - No. No.
一开始你会握着我的手很快你就会洗牌了。 You'll start out by holding my hand and pretty soon you'll wanna shuffle the whole deck.
你为什么这么冷? Why are you so cold?
也许是因为这些衣服。 Maybe it's these clothes.
我不习惯。 I'm not used to 'em.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
Oediphus。 Oediphus.
你那样做会穿得很累的。 You'll wear something out doing that.
你曾经被激情点燃过吗? Have you ever been fired by passion?
没有，但我被别人炒了。 No, but I've been fired by everybody else.
跟我说说你的国家。 Tell me about your country.
他们对…了解多少? What do they know about..
…爱? ...love?
足够让事情继续下去了。 Well, enough to keep things going.
我们仍在建设学校。 We're still building schools.
给我……给我看。 Show me... show me.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我告诉你吧。 I'll tell you what.
你吓到我了。 You scare me.
这将阻止它。 That'll stop it.
听我说，俄狄浦斯。 Listen to me, Oediphus.
今晚皇帝将被下毒。 Tonight the emperor is going to be poisoned.
我为什么要害怕呢? Why should that scare me?
看到了吗? See?
他会中毒的……由你。 He's going to be poisoned... by you.
你注意到了吗? That did it, you notice?
它停止了。 It stopped.
不。它没有工作。 No. It didn't work.
-看这里，俄狄浦斯。-等一下。 - See here, Oedipus. - Wait a minute.
我觉得我能更好地吓自己。 I think I can scare myself better.
跳，跳，跳，跳。 Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie.
在这里。 Here.
他们让我。我一直在攻击。 They got me. I've been attacked.
-我们是敌人。——哦,俄狄浦斯。 - We're amongst enemies. - Oh, Oedipus.
听着，不再打嗝了。 Look, no more hiccups.
我把自己吓得够呛，是吧? I scared myself good, huh?
谢谢你的努力。 Well, thanks for trying.
等待。 Wait.
那毒药呢? What about the poison?
听着，你不用再吓唬我了。 Look, you don't have to scare me anymore.
-他们走了。-不要浪费时间。 - They're gone now. - Stop wasting time.
听着，几小时后西尔维娅公主将与皇帝共进晚餐。 Listen, in a few hours the Princess Sylvia is dining with the emperor.
公主的处境非常危险。 The princess is in great danger.
你可以救她，俄狄浦斯… You can save her, Oedipus..
…在宴会上毒死皇帝。 ...by poisoning the emperor at the banquet.
你自己的丈夫吗? Your own husband?
怎么，这是谋杀，不是吗? Why, that's murder, isn't it?
听着，瓦勒留斯太太，当然，这不关我的事但你不是个好妻子。 Listen, Mrs. Valerius, of course, it isn't my business but you're not being a very good wife.
——你敢吗?——是的。 - You dare? - Yes.
你的丈夫整天辛苦工作，给你一所漂亮的房子和漂亮的衣服，晚上回到家，又累又饿，他晚饭得到什么呢?毒药。 Your husband works hard all day to give you a nice house and fine clothes he comes home at night tired and hungry and what does he get for his supper? Poison.
五名美食品尝师死了，因为他们不敢执行我的计划。 Five food tasters are dead because they were afraid to carry out my plans.
我…不害怕。 I'm... not afraid.
-我也这么认为。——没有。 - I think you are. - No.
真的。我不害怕。 Really. I'm not scared.
看到了吗? See?
我命令你明天之前离开罗马永远不要回来。 I command that you leave Rome by tomorrow never to return.
在奥斯提亚，一艘船会载你去迦太基。 At Ostia, a boat will be waiting to carry you to Carthage.
你可别错过了那条船。 See that you do not miss that boat.
把他带走。 Take him away.
乔! Joe!
我可以向我的朋友道别吗? May I say goodbye to my friend?
再见吗? Goodbye?
怎么，你还没跟我打招呼呢。 Why, you haven't said hello yet.
俄狄浦斯，我要永远离开罗马。 Oedipus, I'm leaving Rome forever.
你要离开吗?你必须这么做吗? You're leaving? Do you have to?
皇帝放逐了我。 The emperor has banished me.
他可逃不掉的。 Well, he can't get away with that.
人们都爱你，乔。他们不会容忍的。 The people love you, Joe. They won't stand for it.
人们不会对瓦勒留斯采取任何行动除非他们有确凿的证据证明他不诚实。 The people will do nothing against Valerius until they have definite proof of his dishonesty.
如果我能找到这样的证据，我愿意付出任何代价。 Oh, I'd give my right arm if I could find such proof.
你的一个. . Your right a..
乔,你受伤。这是怎么发生的? Joe, you're hurt. How did it happen?
皇帝。 The emperor.
他饶了我一命，我很幸运。 I'm lucky he spared my life.
陛下，杀了约瑟夫不是很明智吗? Wouldn't it have been wise, Your Majesty, to have had Josephus killed?
人们太爱他了。 The people love him far too much.
以目前的脾气，这是很危险的。 In the present temper, it would have been dangerous.
不过别担心，我什么都没忘。 But do not worry, I've forgotten nothing.
约瑟夫不会再来打扰我们了。 Josephus will not bother us again.
如果他们供应有毒的食物那西尔维娅就有危险了。 If they're going to serve poisoned food then Sylvia's in danger.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
-我必须去警告她。——等待。 - I must get to her and warn her. - Wait.
我不能让你帮我，乔。 I can't let you do it for me, Joe.
你会被抓。 You'd be caught.
再说了，我和西尔维娅… Besides, I, well, you know, Sylvia and I..
但我必须，俄狄浦斯，你知道，我爱她。 But I must, Oedipus, you see, I love her.
你……爱她吗? You... love her?
是的。我的心为她悸动。 Yes. My heart throbs for her.
我热血沸腾，头晕目眩。 My blood tingles, my head's in a whirl.
喂，你应该躺在床上。 Say, you ought to be in bed.
你得了流感。 You've got the flu.
“时间到了,约瑟夫。” 'Time's up, Josephus.'
但西尔维娅。 But Sylvia..
别担心。我会去找她的。 Don't worry. I'll get to her.
告诉她我会驾着战车等在宫殿外面。 Tell her I'll be waiting outside the palace with my chariots.
如果计划成功，马上带她来见我我们三个一起离开罗马。 If the plot succeeds, bring her to me quickly the three of us will leave Rome together.
如果失败了，我会亲自来找她。 If it fails, I'll come for her myself.
——俄狄浦斯。——是吗? - And, Oedipus. - Yes?
告诉她我爱她。 Tell her I love her.
你看到西尔维娅公主了吗? Have you seen the Princess Sylvia?
-她在皇家浴室。-穿过花园? - She's in the royal bath. - Through the gardens?
等等!如果你进去，就意味着死亡。 Wait! If you go in there, it means death.
这里就没有人会死于老年吗? Doesn't anybody around here ever die of old age?
我告诉过你不许任何人进入这些花园但约瑟夫却进去了。我警告你，别让这种事再发生了。 You were told to let no man into these gardens yet Josephus got in. I warn you, don't let it happen again.
你的帖子! To your posts!
的帮助! Help!
放开我，好吗? Let go, will you?
嘿! Hey!
你抓住了我. . You've caught me..
你抓住我的脚了。 You've caught me by the foot.
你好,专业。真没想到在这儿见到你。 Hello, major. Fancy meeting you here.
我要杀了你。 I'll kill you for this.
这是俄狄浦斯。得到他。 It was Oedipus. Get him.
我发现他正试图越过花园的围墙。 I found him trying to get over the garden wall.
我等这个机会等了很久。 I've waited a long time for this opportunity.
在他背上打一百下。 Give him a 100 lashes across the back.
但是，大人，鞭打他是没有用的。 But, Your Excellency, it's no use whipping him.
他不会受伤的，你知道皇帝折磨他时他是怎么笑的。 He can't be hurt, you know how he laughed when the emperor had him tortured.
他是对的。你就等着用你的时间来鞭打我吧。 He's right. You'd just be waiting your time whipping me.
为什么，当我被击中时，我只会笑。 Why, when I'm hit all I do is laugh.
这样你就不会受伤，是吗? So you can't be hurt, eh?
不。 No.
我们将会看到。 Well, we'll see.
看到了吗?哈哈。 See? Ha-ha.
我没有任何感觉。 I didn't feel anything.
——不是吗?——没有。 - No? - No.
好吧，我再试一次。 Well, I'll try again.
当然可以。帮助你自己。 Certainly. Help yourself.
这次我会确保的。 And this time I'll make sure.
嗯…你打算什么时候打我? Well... when are you gonna hit me?
——什么?-我告诉过你没用的。 - What? - I told you it was no use.
这一定是黑魔法。 It must be black magic.
黑魔法。就是这样。 Black magic. That's what it is.
黑魔法。 Black magic.
但你是怎么做到的，奴隶? But how do you do it, slave?
哦，普通的日常魔术。 Oh, just plain everyday magic.
我有一个神奇的词。 I've got a certain magic word.
——是吗?——是的。 - Yes? - Yes.
如果我说了那个神奇的词，是不是意味着我也永远感受不到痛苦? If I say that magic word would it mean that I too could never feel pain?
嗯，我，呃，不，不… Well, I, uh, no, no..
-那个神奇的词是什么?-我不能告诉你 - What is that magic word? - Oh, I couldn't tell you.
你会到处去告诉每个人。 You'd go around telling everybody.
不，我向你保证，我不会告诉任何人。 No, I promise you, I'd never tell anyone.
朋友mopo dopo。 Oppo mopo dopo.
朋友mopo . .等等!我们将试试。 Oppo mopo.. Wait! We'll try that.
我念咒语，你就打我。 I'll say the magic word and you strike me.
不。不，不，不，谢谢。 No. No, no, no, no thanks.
照我说的做! Do as I say!
好吧，如果你坚持的话，但说实话，我不会为了我自己的母亲这么做。 Alright, if you insist, but honestly I wouldn't do this for my own mother.
一,二。准备好了吗? One, two. Ready?
朋友mopo . .啊! Oppo mopo.. Ah!
你伤害了我。 You hurt me.
-我感觉到了。-你当然感觉到了。 - I felt that. - Sure you felt it.
我说"Oppo mopo dopo"你说什么? You see, I said "Oppo mopo dopo" and what did you say?
-我说什么了?,你看到了吗? - What did I say? - You see?
你都不了解你自己。 You don't even know yourself.
来,来,来。这次我要赢了。 Come, come, come. I'll get it this time.
是吗?你会得到它。 Yeah? You'll get it.
一,二。准备好了吗? One, two. Ready?
朋友mopo . .哦!为什么,你! Oppo mopo.. Uh! Why, you!
我很清楚你要说什么。 I know just exactly what you're gonna say.
你又感觉到了，你当然感觉到了。 You felt it again, sure you did.
你看到了什么?你把重音放在"Oppo"上 You see? You put the accent on "Oppo"
你这个白痴，别再喊"Mopo "了。 instead of putting it on "Mopo," you dopo.
——是吗?——是的。 - Yes? - Yes.
如果再让我看到你被打我可能会学得更快。 Well, perhaps I'd learn more quickly if I saw you struck again.
不不不，警卫，你打他，我听着。 Oh, no, no, no, no-- Guard, you strike him while I listen.
尽你所能地打他。 And strike him as hard as you can.
但是，听着，这很傻。 Oh, but, but listen, it-it-it's silly.
如果我要练习，你怎么学? How can you learn if I'm gonna do the practicing?
而且，我什么也感觉不到。 Besides, I don't feel anything.
打他! Strike him!
看到了吗?我一点感觉都没有。 See? I didn't feel a thing.
西尔维娅? Sylvia?
哦,是的。这泥太棒了。 Oh, yes. This mud is absolutely wonderful.
带着这个小女孩。 Take this little girl right here.
她只接受过两次治疗你已经认不出她了。 Why, she's only had two treatments and already you wouldn't recognize her.
这里有个男人? A man in here?
我必须找到他。 I must find him.
好了，都完成了。 There, it's all finished.
现在保持绝对安静。 Now keep perfectly quiet.
你是谁? Who are you?
-你不知道我是谁?——没有。 - You don't know who I am? - No.
哦，我真高兴……见到你。 Oh, am I glad... to meet you.
哦。你不是埃塞俄比亚人吗? Oh. Aren't you the Ethiopian..
——埃塞俄比亚。美。专家。——美。专家。 - Ethiopian. Beauty. Specialist. - Beauty. Specialist.
你猜对了，我就是这样。 You sure guessed it, that's what I is.
耶，耶，耶，耶! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
皇帝派我来这里照顾西尔维娅公主。 And the emperor sent me down here to kinda look after the Princess Sylvia.
哦,我明白了。 Oh, I see.
奴隶。我会让你喜欢她的。 Slave. I'll have you taken to her.
带医生去西尔维亚公主的包厢。 Show the doctor to the Princess Sylvia's compartment.
谢谢你,小姐。 Thank you, miss.
西尔维娅，约瑟夫斯有重要消息要告诉你。 Sylvia, I have an important message for you from Josephus.
约瑟夫?快，给我。 From Josephus? Oh, quick, give it to me.
不要在皇帝的宴会上吃任何东西。 Don't eat anything at the emperor's banquet.
——为什么不。——没关系。 - Why not. - Never mind.
少吃点东西——过会儿我带冰淇淋和苏打水来。 Just lay off the food I'll bring an ice-cream soda later.
约瑟夫的什么?他是安全的吗? What of Josephus? Is he safe?
他没事，他在等着宴会后带你去奥斯提亚。 He's okay, and he's waiting to take you to Ostia right after the banquet.
哦，感谢诸神。 Oh, thank the gods.
我差点忘了。 I almost forgot.
-他让我告诉你…——是吗? - He told me to tell you.. - Yes?
他说他爱你。 He said he loves you.
我觉得他是认真的因为他感觉很糟糕。 And I think he means it because he was feeling terrible.
医生，我们刚听说你来了。 Doctor, we just heard you were here.
是的，医生，你能给我们一些美容建议吗? Yes, doctor, can you give us some beauty hints?
我只能告诉你… Well, all I can tell you is..
♬体育化妆品一台称重机 ♪ Athletics cosmetics a weighing machine ♪
女性例行公事的一部分是为了什么?♪ ♪ Are part of the feminine routine for what? ♪
♬你服用的洗剂和药水的海洋 ♪ An ocean of lotions and potions you take ♪
为什么不让那旧的东西醒着 ♪ To keep that old something or other awake why not ♪
就算你老了宝贝 ♪ Even after you grow old baby ♪
你不必冷漠无情，宝贝 ♪ You don't have to be a cold baby ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
美丽是你的责任 ♪ It's your duty to be beautiful ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
哒，哒，哒，别忘了做你的事 ♪ Da da da da don't fail to do your stuff ♪
♬再加一点粉和粉扑 ♪ With a little powder and a puff ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
如果你聪明的话，把所有的脂肪都去掉 ♪ If you're wise exercise all the fat off ♪
♬离开这里离开那里 ♪ Take it off of here off of there ♪
当你在任何地方脱帽的时候 ♪ When you're seen anywhere with your hat off ♪
♬把你的头发烫一下 ♪ Have a permanent wave in your hair ♪
♬照顾好你所有的魅力 ♪ Take care of all those charms ♪
你会一直在某个人的怀里 ♪ And you'll always be in someone's arms ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
确定并得到你的人 ♪ Be sure and get your man ♪
把身体裹上一件古铜色的大衣 ♪ Wrap your body in a coat of tan ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
你总是有你自己的方式 ♪ You'll always have your way ♪
如果他喜欢你穿睡衣 ♪ If he likes you in a negligee ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
哦，细腰是一种享受 ♪ Oh a slim little waist is a pleasure ♪
一个整洁的小树枝是神圣的 ♪ And a trim little limb is divine ♪
哦，狡猾的小眼睛是珍宝 ♪ Oh a sly little eye is a treasure ♪
这比酒还能让他醉 ♪ It'll get him drunker than wine ♪
你会把他逼疯的 ♪ You'll drive him half-insane ♪
♬穿着玻璃纸做的泳衣 ♪ In a bathing suit of cellophane ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
你皮肤上的每一条皱纹 ♪ Each wrinkle in your skin ♪
♬擦出它，擦出一个酒窝在♬ ♪ Rub it out and rub a dimple in ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
♬在使用或选择口红方面 ♪ In using or choosing a lipstick ♪
用那种不会留下任何痕迹的 ♪ Use the kind that won't leave any mark ♪
用那种能让他的两个嘴唇粘在一起的 ♪ Use the kind that'll make both his lips stick ♪
当他在黑暗中吻你时 ♪ When he kisses you in the dark ♪
让他紧紧地抱着你 ♪ Get him to hold you tight ♪
让他闻一下圣诞夜的味道 ♪ Let him get a whiff of Christmas night ♪
♬又能保持年轻美丽 ♪ And keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
如果蒸汽房不是很热的话 ♪ If it's not very hot in the steam room ♪
那你就得在寒冷中受热了 ♪ Then you've got to get hot in the cold ♪
♬音乐的节拍有热度 ♪ There is heat to the beat of the music ♪
如果他们愿意让身体张开 ♪ If they'll let their bodies unfold ♪
♬摇匀使♬苗条 ♪ Shake well to slenderise ♪
翻白眼锻炼身体 ♪ Roll your eyes around for exercise ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
♬保持年轻美丽 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪
如果你想被爱 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪
呵，死亡，你的毒刺在哪里 ♪ Oh death where is thy sting ♪
我不在乎，因为我什么都看过了 ♪ I don't care 'cause I've seen everything ♪
♬保持年轻美丽…♪♪ ♪ Keep young and beaut.. ♪♪
但是，陛下，这些税收将会达到数百万第纳尔，比您的宫殿还贵。 But, Your Majesty, these taxes will amount to millions of dinars more than your palace will cost.
没错，如果法案通过了你就能分享那几百万。 Exactly, if the bill is passed you will share in those millions.
当我们投票决定罗马竞技场的税收时你向我们保证过。 You promised us that when we voted on the taxes for the Colosseum.
还有大竞技场。 And the Circus Maximus.
我们还在等我们的钱。 And we're still waiting for our money.
这次我向众神发誓。 This time I promise it before the gods.
在我们通过法案之前，我应该先同意。 I should be for it before we pass the bill.
皇帝是不会犯错的。 The emperor can do no wrong.
如此伟大的真理应该写下来。 So great a truth should be in writing.
还你的诺言。 Also your promise.
那你应该把它写下来毕竟，我们不是互相信任吗? Then you shall have it in writing for after all, don't we trust each other?
哦。 Oh.
-哦. .-你是谁? - Oh.. - Who are you?
——傻瓜。——傻瓜! - Idiot. - A fool!
很高兴见到你。 I'm pleased to meet you.
你不尊重参议员吗? Have you no respect for senators?
喂，孩子们，你们掉了东西。说. . Say, boys, you dropped something. Say..
就像所有的参议员一样，从不听取人民的意见。 Just like all senators, never listen to the people.
说…乔可能会用这个。 Say... Joe might be able to use this.
再见。 Goodbye.
认识你很有趣。 It's been fun knowin' you.
来,俄狄浦斯。 Come, Oedipus.
陛下，这是我的荣幸。 Your Majesty, my kitchen is honored.
一切都准备好了吗?-是的，陛下。 - Is everything in readiness? - Yes, Your Majesty.
-乳鸽，我喜欢-小心 - Mm, squabs, I love 'em. - Careful.
夜莺体内的毒素足以杀死50个人。 There's enough poison in one of those nightingale to kill 50 men.
难怪那可怜的小东西死了。 No wonder the poor little thing is dead.
在宴会上，俄狄浦斯，你可以吃一只夜莺。 At the banquet, Oedipus, you will be able to eat oneof these nightingales.
非常感谢，但我正在节食。 Thank you very much, but I'm on a diet.
我的医生禁止我服用任何毒药。 My doctor has forbidden me any poison.
只有一种毒药。 Only one contains the poison.
, . . And that one..
…是给皇帝的。 ...is for the emperor.
——皇帝。——皇帝。愿他长命百岁。 - The emperor. - The emperor. Long may he live.
仔细听好了，俄狄浦斯为夜莺准备的宴席上，皇帝已经下令这些夜莺吃他最喜欢的食物。 Listen closely, Oedipus for the banquet, the emperor has ordered these nightingales his favorite food.
当盘子递过来的时候，你会拿那个没有派斯利的因为没有派斯利的那个就是没有毒药的那个。 When the dish is passed you would take the one without the pasley for the one without the pasley is the one without the poison.
再过几个小时，我就会成为罗马的最高统治者而你，俄狄浦斯，将会成为墓地里最受欢迎的人。 In a few hours, I should be the supreme ruler of Rome and you, Oedipus, will be the most popular man-- In the cemetery.
当我成为统治者，你将在埃及拥有一个省。 When I'm ruler, you shall have a province at Egypt.
埃及。 Egypt.
我一直想要的。 What I have always wanted.
记住，俄狄浦斯，没有派斯利的人就是没有毒药的人，不能有错。 Remember, Oedipus, the one without the pasley is the one without the poison, there must be no mistake.
你是说没有派斯利的那个就是没有毒药的那个。 You're telling me the one without the pasley is the one without the poison.
没有pasley的就是没有pasl的。不。 The one without the pasley is the one without the pasl.. No.
没有派斯利的那个就是没有毒药的那个。 The one without the pasley is the one without the poison.
来,俄狄浦斯。 Come, Oedipus.
没有派斯利的就是没有泊斯利的。 The one without the pasley is the one without the poisley.
没有p的那个。没有扩音器的那个… The one without the p.. The one without the pa..
没有扩音器的那个… The one without the pa..
没有毒药的人就是没有派菜叶的人。 The one without the poison is the one without the pasley..
埃及。埃及。 Egypt. Egypt.
在那里，我可以把我的妻子喂鳄鱼。 There, I can feed my wife to the crocodiles.
没有帕利饼的那个… The one without the pasley..
一个没有。 The one without.
没有派斯利的那个就是没有毒药的那个。 The one without the pasley is the one without the poison.
没有pasley的就是没有poi的。 The one without the pasley is the one without the poi..
宴会开始吧。 Let the banquet begin.
我的美食品尝师呢? Where is my food taster?
俄狄浦斯在哪里? Where is Oedipus?
——俄狄浦斯!——俄狄浦斯! - Oedipus! - Oedipus!
有人给我打电话了吗? Did, uh, someone call me?
我晚了?我一定要迟到了。 Am I late? I must be late.
-你已经上床睡觉了。-俄狄浦斯，我知道你要说什么。 - You going to bed already. - Oedipus, I-- I know just what you gonna say.
我被解雇了，你是对的。 I'm fired and you're absolutely right.
如果一个人不能按时上班，他就不配得到这份工作。 If a fella can't get to work on time he doesn't deserve to hold the job.
我希望这能给我一个教训。再见。 I hope this will teach me a lesson. Good bye.
等待。我原谅你，俄狄浦斯。 Wait. I forgive you, Oedipus.
更多的是什么?我给你准备了一份特别的礼物。 What's more? I have a special treat for you.
夜莺的两倍。 Double nightingales.
我不配。 I don't deserve it.
双夜莺是我最喜欢的菜。 Double nightingales is my favorite dish.
不知怎么的，我似乎总是吃不够。 Somehow I never seem to get enough of them.
你会吃够的。 You'll get enough of them.
——那是什么?——我的午餐。 - What's that? - My lunch.
一份热狗和泡菜。多莫，把芥末拿来。 A hot dogs and the pickle. Domo, get the mustard.
我吃什么，你就吃什么。 You are my food taster and you eat what I eat.
哦! Oh!
你在干什么?嘿，等一下。 What are you doing? Hey, wait a minute.
那个弗兰克会让我损失四个屁眼。 That frank would've cost me four pifix.
Oop !嗷!哦! Oop! Oww! Oh!
-现在什么?-他想咬我 - Now what? - He wanted to bite me.
-你怎么知道?-因为他咬了我。 - How do you know? - Because he bit me.
她不会伤害你的。 She won't harm you.
这是克利奥帕特拉，皇家鳄鱼。 That's Cleopatra, the royal crocodile.
克利奥帕特拉已经留下了她的印记。 Well, Cleopatra's made her mark.
她差点撕破我的长袍。消失。嘘!急停。 She almost tore my toga. Go away. Shoo! Scram.
小心点，奴隶，克利奥帕特拉是皇室后裔。 Careful, slave, Cleopatra's of royal descent.
她可不会这么做。 Well, she doesn't behave like it.
咬人的宽袍。 Biting people's togas.
——夜莺。——夜莺。 - The nightingales. - The nightingales.
“夜莺”。 'The nightingales.'
埃及。 Egypt.
啧啧!啧啧!啧啧! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
没有帕利饼的那个… The one without the pasley..
没有pasley的就是没有。 The one without the pasley is the one without..
我们在这里等着，卢修斯。 We'll wait here, Lucius.
宴会现在一定已经开始了。如果剧情失败… Banquet must've started by now. If the plot fails..
上帝作证，为了救西尔维娅，我要亲自杀了皇帝。 By the God to save Silvia, I'll kill the emperor myself.
-你先请，少校。——喝。 - After you, major. - Drink.
-俄狄浦斯，怎么了?-怎么了? - Oedipus, what's wrong? - What's the matter?
哦，我有点痛，可能是我要吃的东西。 Oh, I've got a pain, maybe it's something I'm gonna eat.
房子里有医生吗? Is there a doctor in the house?
——没有。-那好吧。 - No. - Well, alright then.
我马上去他办公室。反正会便宜一点。 I'll run down to his office. It'll be a little cheaper anyway.
尝尝夜莺的味道吧，俄狄浦斯。 Taste the nightingales, Oedipus.
你管那些夜莺叫夜莺? You call those nightingales?
看，看他们有多坚强。 Look, look how tough they are.
不过别担心，我们这儿有一道你会为之疯狂的菜。 But don't worry, we have got a dish here that you'll be crazy about.
——奶酪薄烤饼。——嗯,我. . - Cheese blintzes. - Well, I..
-一份奶酪薄饼。-我们没有奶酪薄饼。 - One cheese blintzes. - We have no cheese blintzes.
俄狄浦斯,品味。 Oedipus, taste.
那是胃里的食物但那是灵魂的食物吗?不。 That's food for your stomach but is the food for your soul? No.
-灵魂的食粮?-是的，灵魂音乐的食物。 - Food for the soul? - Yes, food for your soul music.
这就是你需要的。 That's what you need.
听朋友和罗马话 ♪ Listen friends and Romans ♪
让我倾听你的心声 ♪ Let me have your ears ♪
要是我能在家呆一天就好了 ♪ Would that I were home for just a day ♪
我可以为我的国家排忧解难 ♪ I could settle all my country's cares and fears ♪
我会打电话给我的总统说 ♪ I'd call up my president and say ♪
对食物、外套和帽子征税 ♪ Tax your food your coat and hat ♪
♬纳税你的所得税你的公寓 ♪ Tax your income tax your flat ♪
我们不能这样做 ♪ We can't do away with that ♪
♬对爱情征税 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪
♬出租车将有一个钟 ♪ Taxi cab will have a clock ♪
♬这将记录电击 ♪ That will register the shock ♪
♬每个街区的吻 ♪ Of the kisses on each block ♪
♬对爱情征税 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪
每次你去偷东西 ♪ Every time you go and steal ♪
♬一个月光之吻 ♪ A moonlight kiss ♪
降低价格，因为你要为此付出代价 ♪ Mark it down because you're gonna pay for this ♪
爱一点爱很多 ♪ Love a little love a lot ♪
♬那是真的爱，那不是的爱 ♪ Love that's true and love that's not ♪
没有借口说你忘了 ♪ No excuse that you forgot ♪
♬对爱情征税 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪
及时打破你的冷淡 ♪ Break your frigid there and then ♪
♬让我们回到男人还是男人的时代 ♪ Let's go back when men were men ♪
把冰人带回来 ♪ Bring the iceman back again ♪
♬对爱情征税 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪
结了婚的夫妻无所畏惧 ♪ Married couples have no fear ♪
虽然一开始你的税是贵的 ♪ Though at first your tax is dear ♪
每年都越来越少 ♪ It gets less and less each year ♪
♬对爱情征税 ♪ Put on tax on love ♪
收音机里的歌手们必须明白 ♪ Crooners on the radio must understand ♪
♪两人pasley不是雅特雅特雅特♪ ♪ The both of them have pasley not on yat yat yat ♪
这是一条法律，爱在土地上也会背书 ♪ Here's a law that love is in the land would be endorsing ♪
这必然会停止很多争吵和离婚 ♪ This is bound to stop a lot fighting and divorcing ♪
♬皇宫里的沙发需要很多加固 ♪ Sofas in the palace will need lots of reinforcing ♪
♬对爱情征税 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪♪
停止。我一点也不觉得好笑。 Stop. I am not amused.
-尝尝夜莺。-好吧，如果你坚持的话。 - Taste the nightingales. - Alright, if you insist.
-你在那儿干什么?——她饿了。 - What are you doing there? - She's hungry.
你看，我是你的食物品尝师，克利奥是我的。 You see I am your food taster and Cleo is mine.
你怎么敢拿一条皇家鳄鱼的生命冒险? How dare you risk the life of a royal crocodile?
你不知道那可能是有毒的吗? Don't you realize that might be poisoned?
我意识到. . Do I realize..
这是一个势均力敌的赌注。 It's an even bet.
你要吃东西吗? Are you going to eat?
当然，我要吃东西。 Of course, I'm going to eat.
我喜欢夜莺。 I like nightingales.
为什么我可以整天吃夜莺。 Why I can eat nightingales all day long.
你永远不会做任何… You would never make any..
这里发生了一些奇怪的事情。 There's something strange going on here.
-你会怎么做?-没什么，我是个陌生人。 - What do you do about it? - Nothing, I'm a stranger.
-我只是来-叫厨师来 - Yeah, I just came to-- - Send for the chef!
Valerius。Valerius。别碰那些夜莺。 Valerius. Valerius. Don't touch those nightingales.
——他们是有毒的。——什么? - They're poisoned. - What?
他做到了。他，西尔维娅和约瑟夫斯。 He did it. He, Silvia and Josephus.
他们想杀了你。厨师刚刚认罪了。 They wanna murder you. The chef just confessed.
-哦，天哪…-我相信约瑟夫斯。 - Oh, for heavens.. - I can believe of Josephus.
这个傻瓜会做任何事。 And this fool would do anything.
但我相信你一定弄错公主了。 But I'm sure you must be mistaken about the princess.
你说得对，不是她干的。她甚至不知道这件事。 You're right, she didn't do it. She didn't even know about it.
-正如我所料。-是真的。 - Just as I thought. - It is true.
我希望你被毁灭。 I wanted you to be destroyed.
你和你那腐朽的帝国 You and your whole rotten empire.
不相信她。她跟这事一点关系都没有。 Don't believe her. She had nothing to do with it.
嘘!嘘。 Hush! Hush.
这孩子歇斯底里了。 The child is hysterical.
奥尔加，把她带走。 Olga, take her away.
你是我见过最勇敢的人。 You're the bravest man I've ever known.
再见,俄狄浦斯。 Goodbye, Oedipus.
楼梯。 The stairway.
你要带我去哪儿? Where are you taking me?
约瑟夫。 To Josephus.
哦,奥尔加。 Oh, Olga.
俄狄浦斯，我们来找你了。 Well, Oedipus, we come to you.
你不能跳过我吗? Couldn't you skip me?
陛下，我们是不是该在约瑟夫离开之前先抓住他? Your Majesty, oughtn't we first to capture Josephus before he leaves the city?
我说过了，我什么都没忘，多莫。 I've told you, I've forgotten nothing, Domo.
已经下了命令要杀了约瑟夫和他身边的人。 Orders have been given to kill Josephus and anyone who accompanies him.
从他们在奥斯蒂亚上船的那一刻起。 The moment they set foot on the boat in Ostia.
你这样对乔，你出卖了他-闭嘴。-让他们说。 You did that to Joe, you double-crossing-- - Silence. - Let them speak.
这是他最后的话。 These out his last words.
好吧，我知道你的一切，瓦勒留斯。 Alright, I know all about you, Valerius.
你和你的球拍，搭起宫殿，人们就会拿出两倍的价钱。 You and your racket, you put up palaces and the people put up twice as much as they cost.
-我有证据。——够了! - And I've got the proof. - Enough!
我今天就建议把品尝食物的俄狄浦斯扔给狮子，把他的四肢撕成碎片，直到他死去。 I commend this very day that the food taster, Oedipus, be thrown to the lions and torn limb from limb until he's dead.
现在你还有什么要说的吗? Now have you anything to say?
不，我想这就够了。 No, I guess that covers everything.
把他带走。 Take him away.
前进! Forward!
3月! March!
前进!3月! Forward! March!
卢修斯，在这儿等着，如果奥尔加成功了，把俄狄浦斯带过来。 Wait here, Lucius, if Olga succeeds bring Oedipus with you.
再见,奥尔加。愿诸神保佑你。 Goodbye, Olga. May the gods protect you.
那张纸是被人强行拿走的。 The paper was taken from us by force.
俄狄浦斯在走廊袭击了我们。 Oedipus attacked us in the corridor.
他就是在那里找到证据的。 So that's where he got his proof.
俄狄浦斯。 Oedipus.
乔在哪儿?我们得阻止他。 Where's Joe? We've gotta stop him.
他和西尔维娅公主出发去奥斯提亚了。 He and the Princess Silvia have started for Ostia.
西尔维亚吗?哦! Silvia too? Oh!
我们得在他们上船之前阻止他们，否则他们会死的。 We've gotta stop 'em before they get on that boat or they'll be killed.
-还有多远，奥斯蒂亚?- 14英里。 - How far is it, Ostia? - Fourteen miles.
快。踩油门。 Quick. Step on the gas.
哦! Oh!
你怎么能待在这玩意里? Say, how do you stay in this thing?
把他拴在战车上。 Chain him to the chariot.
——链我吗?——是的。 - Chain me? - Yes.
——陛下?——是的。 - Your Majesty? - Yes.
——俄狄浦斯逃脱了。——什么? - Oedipus escaped. - What?
让他立即。不管他是死是活。 Get him immediately. Catch him dead or alive.
带上我最快的战车，多莫。 Take my fastest charioteers, Domo.
记住，你的皇帝的荣誉取决于此。 And remember, your emperor's honor depends upon it.
品尝食物的俄狄浦斯逃脱了。 Oedipus the food taster has escaped.
无论死活，谁带他回来，就给他一千第纳尔。最好是死了。之后他! One thousand dinars to the man who brings him back dead or alive. Preferably dead. After him!
得更快。得更快。我们必须去奥斯蒂亚。 Faster. Faster. We must get to Ostia.
的帮助!哦,帮帮忙! Help! Oh, help!
哦! Oh!
他们在我们。快! They're after us. Quick!
快!快! Faster! Faster!
把他撞到墙上去! Ram him to the wall!
当心!当心! Look out! Look out!
——在他!——加油! - After him! - Come on!
我们得阻止乔和西尔维娅。 We've got to stop Joe and Silvia.
他们在那!西尔维亚和乔。 There they are! Silvia and Joe.
乔，别去奥斯蒂亚。 Hey, Joe, don't go to Ostia.
皇帝，你会被杀的。他们在我们。 The emperor, you'll be killed. They're after us.
远离道路。我将跟进。 Stay off the road. I'll follow.
卢修斯?哦!哦! Lucius? Oh! Oh!
哦,哦! Oh-oh!
嘿!当心! Hey! Look out!
哦! Oh!
噢! Ow!
哇! Whoo!
嘿!嘿! Hey! Hey!
快,快! Faster, faster!
哦! Oh!
哦,哦! Oh-oh!
的帮助! Help!
哦! Oh!
-什么打了我?——你是好的。 - What hit me? - You're alright.
马车几乎不碰你。来吧。 The wagon hardly touch you. Come on.
哦,不。让我走。我忘记了一些东西。 Oh, no. Let me go. I forgot something.
-我要去接约瑟夫斯。——嗯。 - I've gotta catch Josephus. - Hm.
我有针对瓦勒留斯的证据。 I have the evidence against Valerius.
-在我的托加袍里。-用你的什么? - Here in my toga. - In your what?
这是一去不复返了。但我有一件托加袍。 It's gone. But I had a toga.
我让皇帝写了那封贿赂元老们的信。 And I had the letter written by the emperor bribing the senators.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
在这里。这是瓦勒留斯对元老们的贿赂。 Here. Here is Valerius bribe to the senators.
在这儿。 Here it is.
不。不。 No. No.
库珀贿赂了警察局长。 It's Cooper's bribe to the chief of police.
让我看看。 Let me look.
艾迪，你要跟我回西罗马。 Eddie, you're coming back to West Rome with me.
——“二十年。-“他活该。” - 'Twenty years.' - 'He deserves it.'
“他活该。” 'It serves him right.'
镇上的人应该感谢埃迪。 The town oughta be pretty thankful for Eddie.
埃迪应该得到一枚奖章。 Eddie oughta get a medal.
是的,莎拉。 Yes, Sara.
如果不是埃迪，我们现在还住在街上。 We'd still be living in the street if it wasn't for Eddie.
爸爸!埃迪的来了!爸爸! Pa! Eddie's coming! Pa!
埃迪的来了!马! Eddie's coming! Ma!
♬感觉乐观 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪
当我们建造一个小家的时候 ♪ When we build a little home ♪
♬地板上有地毯 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪
♬由毛茛和苜蓿制成的 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪
我们所有的烦恼都会结束 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪